Diary Of A Wimpy Kid Series By Jeff Kinney

Diary Of A Wimpy Kid Series By Jeff Kinney

Prologue: First of all, I want to get something straight: this is a JOURNAL, not a diary. I know what it say on the cover but when mom went out to buy this thing. I SPECIFICALLY said to make sure it didn't say "diary" on it. So don't expect me to be all "dear diary this" and "dear diary that".

All I need is for some jerk to catch me carrying this thing around and get wrong idea. The other thing I want to clear up right away is how this was NOT my idea, it was Moom's. The deal is that if I write in this book a little bit each day I get out of one chore on saturday, so of cource I picked the one I hate most. But id Rodrick ever finds out he's scrubbing toilets because of this book, I'm dead.